Mother’s Day Haikus

Here some Haikus for Mother’s Day:

Mothers never stop
No weekends nor holidays
A whirlwind of care

Ein Geschenk Allahs
Zu Füßen das Paradies
Auf Erdn zu Lieben

Tanten wie Mütter
Unermüdlich, hilfsbereit
Sonntags Kaffeklatsch

Sadly this is not from me. :/

Anne Babamız
Allah dâim korusun
Cennette mekân

Double Positive = Negative

A linguistics professor was lecturing to her class one day. “In English,” she said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah . . .right.”

Source: http://www.enginesofmischief.com/makers/evan/humor/doublenegative.html