This made my day.
Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:
– waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality
– promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
— Anton Troynikov (@atroyn) July 5, 2018
telepathetisch, adj.
Etwas für seine Frau tun, ohne das sie es sagen muss, um einer theatralischen Auseinandersetzung zu entgehen
😂
This is a great idea. 😂
Ich lass mich nicht gern hadischatzen! 😒
hadischatzen
jemanden liebevoll zur Eile anhalten
Beispiele:
Hadi Schatz, wir müssen los!
Hadi Schatz, gidelim artık!
A: Eşin nece konuşuyor?
B: Saatlerce.
😂
A: Eşin nece konuşuyor?
B: Saatlerce.😂
— Riyad Preukschas (@riyadpr) February 11, 2016
It seems pirates have found the ultimate weapon to kill the music industry: copying music to /dev/null … all the time! 😆
Money Quote:
Last week, Sunde told TorrentFreak that he’d already made 120 million copies and “cost” the music industry $150 million in losses, at least by the music industry’s preferred accounting practices counting the dollar value of any copied song as lost revenue.
From the comments section of a summary of a paper called “Microaggression and Moral Cultures“:
TMMD 😂
Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.
Drone Meteorology, n.
the study of death “raining down” on congregations of people
This is especially useful when planning open-air weddings. 😶
Ein weiter Beweis dafür, dass der Verein zur Pflege des Wohlstandsbauches einen wichtigen Beitrag zur Volksgesundheit leistet. Wissenschaftler haben die Gesundheitsdaten von fast 2 Mio. Briten über 20 Jahre ausgewertet und kommen zum Ergebnis, dass Übergewicht das Demenzrisiko senkt.
