bionic duckweed, noun
An as-yet-non-existent innovation, hyped with the aim not to sell it or to invent it, but simply to put a stop on or stalling the actually-existing competition.
In its broader sense, bionic duckweed can be thought of a sort of unobtainium that renders investment in present-day technologies pointless, unimaginative, and worst of all On The Wrong Side Of History. […] A a sort of promissory note in reverse, forcing us into inaction today in the hope of wonders tomorrow.
from Bionic Duckweed: making the future the enemy of the present.
Tag: Quote of the Week
On Moltbook
Bruce Schneier has probably found the best and most succinct quotes to summarize Moltbook:
Many people have pointed out that a lot of the viral comments were in fact posted by people posing as bots. But even the bot-written posts are ultimately the result of people pulling the strings, more puppetry than autonomy.
But it also has a very dystopian outlook on what might follow:
The theory is simple: First, AI gets accessible enough that anyone can use it. Second, AI gets good enough that you can’t reliably tell what’s fake. Third, and this is the crisis point, regular people realize there’s nothing online they can trust. At that moment, the internet stops being useful for anything except entertainment.
LLM Are Architectually Incapable of Abductive Reasoning
LLMs are architectually incapable of abductive reasoning.
Software Engineering Past, Present, and Future with Grady Booch at 43:27
Mülayim
A: Biz Mülheim‘a gidecegiz.
B: Mülayim kim?
Residual Data In Backend Systems
the video was apparently “recovered from residual data located in backend systems.”
Google’s answer on how they “found” “expired” Nest doorbell footage.
Simulating Statically Compiled Binaries in Glorified Tarballs
Containers won for one reason: they simulate a statically compiled binary that’s ergonomic for engineers and transparent to the application. A Docker image is a glorified tarball with metadata in a JSON document.
From Joseph’s comment on “Containers and giving up on expecting good software installation practices”
I hadn’t thought of it that way, but from a developer’s perspective it makes sense. It may not be incidental that the new programming languages of the 2010s (e.g. Go, Rust, Zig) produce statically linked binaries by default.
I always thought of containers as a way to add standardized interfaces to an application/binary that can be configured in a common way (e.g. ports, data directories, configurationenv vars, grouping and isolation). The only other ecosystem that does this and maybe even goes a little further is Nix.
Because the binary format itself is ossified and the ecosystem fragmented enough we missed the train for advanced lifecycle hooks for applications (think multiple entry points for starting, pausing, resuming, stopping, reacting to events, etc. like on Android, iOS, MacOS) … in Linux this is something that’s again bolted on from the outside: with e.g. D-Bus, Systemd, CRIU).
The Cube Rule of Food
This is as stupid as it is genius: https://cuberule.com
Bestandskunden der Telekom
Wir werden verarscht, wie die Bestandskunden der Telekom.
— Carlo Masala bei 1:04:35 (oder auch im Intro) (Sicherheitshalber #96)
Gebrauchsanmaßung ohne Zueignungsabsicht
Juristen haben echt grandiose Wörter 😂:
Zueignungsabsicht, f.
Die Absicht einer Person beschreibt, sich eine Sache wenigstens vorübergehend anzueignen bei gleichzeitigem Vorsatz, den Berechtigten um die Sache dauerhaft zu enteignen (siehe Diebstahl, Unterschlagung).
— Wikipedia
Gebrauchsanmaßung, f.
Eine vorübergehende eigenmächtige (und damit unberechtigte) Nutzung von beweglichen Sachen unter zeitweiliger Brechung fremden Gewahrsams. Gemeint ist, dass die Sache zwar unberechtigt benutzt, dem Berechtigten später aber zurückgebracht wird.
— Wikipedia
Ich bin durch einen News-Artikel über diese Wörter gestolpert.
Schlafvollzugsanstalt
Schlafvollzugsanstalt, f.
gegittertes Baby- oder Kinderbett