telepathetisch, adj.
Etwas für seine Frau tun, ohne dass sie es sagen muss, um einer theatralischen Auseinandersetzung zu entgehen
Tag: tongue-in-cheek
Classic Programmer Paintings
This is a great idea. ?
Hadischatzen
Ich lass mich nicht gern hadischatzen! ?
hadischatzen
jemanden liebevoll zur Eile anhalten
Beispiele:
Hadi Schatz, wir müssen los!
Hadi Schatz, gidelim artık!
Saatlerce
A: Eşin nece konuşuyor?
B: Saatlerce.
?
https://twitter.com/riyadpr/status/697867983436259328
Oh, The Losses … All Those Losses
It seems pirates have found the ultimate weapon to kill the music industry: copying music to /dev/null … all the time! ?
Money Quote:
Last week, Sunde told TorrentFreak that he’d already made 120 million copies and “cost” the music industry $150 million in losses, at least by the music industry’s preferred accounting practices counting the dollar value of any copied song as lost revenue.
Inner City “Dueling” Over “Micro Aggressions”
From the comments section of a summary of a paper called “Microaggression and Moral Cultures“:

Re: In the inner city men are dueling over the smallest of, er, micro aggressions.
TMMD ?
IQ of Doom
Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.
Drone Meteorology
Drone Meteorology, noun
the study of death “raining down” on congregations of people
This is especially useful when planning open-air weddings. 😶
Übergewicht senkt Demenzrisiko
Ein weiter Beweis dafür, dass der Verein zur Pflege des Wohlstandsbauches einen wichtigen Beitrag zur Volksgesundheit leistet. Wissenschaftler haben die Gesundheitsdaten von fast 2 Mio. Briten über 20 Jahre ausgewertet und kommen zum Ergebnis, dass Übergewicht das Demenzrisiko senkt.
JavaScript History as Seen From 2035
Gary Bernhardt presents a thought-provoking history of JavaScript as seen from 2035.
His arguments are that
- With asm.js JavaScript VMs ran code with 50% of native speed (even in 2013)
- Anything that can be compiled can be compiled into asm.js
- Asm.js has basically become the universal runtime
So by further moving the JavaScript VM into the kernel we save ourselves the overhead of hardware process isolation as the VM does this any way.
All this lead to interesting consequences
- Nobody uses binaries any more, everything is asm.js
- The windowing systems of old have been ported to the DOM
- Deployments are as simple as a push
- JavaScript (as a language) is effectively dead
- Overall developer happiness has increased
:’D