We have no current plans to make revenue.
We have no idea how we may one day generate revenue.
We have made a soft promise to investors that once we’ve built a general intelligence system, basically we will ask it to figure out a way to generate an investment return for you.
Sam Altman to VCs in 2024
A video of this memorable moment … you can’t make this up.
Wenn du woanders als auf dem Server validierst, validierst du nicht Eingaben sondern Ausgaben.
– Fefe
Most organizations cannot ship the most basic applications imaginable with any consistency, and you’re out here saying that the best way to remain competitive is to roll out experimental technology that is an order of magnitude more sophisticated than anything else your I.T department runs, which you have no experience hiring for, when the organization has never used a GPU for anything other than junior engineers playing video games with their camera off during standup, and even if you do that all right there is a chance that the problem is simply unsolvable due to the characteristics of your data and business? This isn’t a recipe for disaster, it’s a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe.
How about you remain competitive by fixing your shit? I’ve met a lead data scientist with access to hundreds of thousands of sensitive customer records who is allowed to keep their password in a text file on their desktop, and you’re worried that customers are best served by using AI to improve security through some mechanism that you haven’t even come up with yet? You sound like an asshole and I’m going to kick you in the jaw until, to the relief of everyone, a doctor will have to wire it shut, giving us ten seconds of blessed silence where we can solve actual problems.
After some general ranting the author answers several common “reasons” why a company might want to use LLMs/AI tools.
Miezefratze, die
➡ siehe Grumpy Cat
Denkwürdiger Wortwechsel zwischen einer Fünf-jährigen, ihrem drei-jährigen Bruder und der Oma. So sieht es aus, wenn Eifersucht auf Kinderlogik trifft. 🤭🤣
5 zur Oma: ich habe Hunger!
3: ich will auch Hunger haben!
Traumtauchen, n.
Metaphysische Erklärung für Schlafapnoe.
Dream diving, n.
a metaphysical explanation for sleep apnea.
Simon Pitt writes how we have moved away from files as a representation of data and how we may have lost some freedoms on the way and gained weird new habits.
Years ago websites were made of files; now they are made of dependencies.
Affektbesaugung, f.
leidenschaftlicher Kuss
This made my day.
Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:
– waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality
– promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
— anton (𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢) (@atroyn) July 5, 2018
