Tag: tongue-in-cheek

Übergewicht senkt Demenzrisiko

Ein weiter Beweis dafür, dass der Verein zur Pflege des Wohlstandsbauches einen wichtigen Beitrag zur Volksgesundheit leistet. Wissenschaftler haben die Gesundheitsdaten von fast 2 Mio. Briten über 20 Jahre ausgewertet und kommen zum Ergebnis, dass Übergewicht das Demenzrisiko senkt.

JavaScript History as Seen From 2035

Gary Bernhardt presents a thought-provoking history of JavaScript as seen from 2035.

His arguments are that

  • With asm.js JavaScript VMs ran code with 50% of native speed (even in 2013)
  • Anything that can be compiled can be compiled into asm.js
  • Asm.js has basically become the universal runtime

So by further moving the JavaScript VM into the kernel we save ourselves the overhead of hardware process isolation as the VM does this any way.

All this lead to interesting consequences

  • Nobody uses binaries any more, everything is asm.js
  • The windowing systems of old have been ported to the DOM
  • Deployments are as simple as a push
  • JavaScript (as a language) is effectively dead
  • Overall developer happiness has increased

:’D

Someone Ate This

Someone Ate This is a great collection of bad taste and horrific laziness in food preparation … 😀

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86554707126/yes-all-things-i-associate-with-a-kraft-single-on

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/87446400439/if-youre-confused-about-whether-to-eat-this-with

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86339378489/i-appreciate-the-attempt-at-fancy-plating-but-it

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86317788836/crap-i-forgot-i-invited-30-people-over-for-a

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86647480714/ugghhhh-kill-it-with-fire

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/94776189565/i-kinda-feel-like-someone-made-this-just-to-get-on