Someone Ate This

Someone Ate This is a great collection of bad taste and horrific laziness in food preparation … 😀

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86554707126/yes-all-things-i-associate-with-a-kraft-single-on

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/87446400439/if-youre-confused-about-whether-to-eat-this-with

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86339378489/i-appreciate-the-attempt-at-fancy-plating-but-it

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86317788836/crap-i-forgot-i-invited-30-people-over-for-a

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/86647480714/ugghhhh-kill-it-with-fire

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/94776189565/i-kinda-feel-like-someone-made-this-just-to-get-on

Double Positive = Negative

A linguistics professor was lecturing to her class one day. “In English,” she said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah . . .right.”

Source: http://www.enginesofmischief.com/makers/evan/humor/doublenegative.html