I often tell myself and my students: medicine is the most human of all the sciences that is stuck with the least human of all the experiments: and that is the randomized trial.
Randomization doesn’t exist because doctors are malign or medicine is nasty it exists precisely for the utterly opposite reason: because we hope too much.
We’re so hopeful, that we want things to work so badly-especially against cancer-we want things to work so badly that we’ll trick ourselves to believing that they’re working.
And there’s nothing as toxic or as lethal as that trick: the trick of hope.
— Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee in PBS’ Cancer: The Emperor of All Maladies
Quotes
NSA’s Speech-to-Text capabilities
The Intercept has a lengthy article on what we know on the NSA’s speech recognition capabilities. Putting aside the actual capabilities, just the fact that anything you say will be recorded, stored and may be accessed at any point in the future only protected by “policy” sends shivers down my spine.
“People still aren’t realizing quite the magnitude that the problem could get to,” Raj said. “And it’s not just surveillance,” he said. “People are using voice services all the time. And where does the voice go? It’s sitting somewhere. It’s going somewhere. You’re living on trust.” He added: “Right now I don’t think you can trust anybody.”
Also when all the voice data gets automatically transcribed, made keyword-searchable, flagged and presented to agents as “potentially interesting” there’s basically no way of producing any sort of indication for suspicion other than pointing at a black box and mumbling something vaguely resembling “correlation.”
“When the NSA identifies someone as ‘interesting’ based on contemporary NLP [Natural Language Processing] methods, it might be that there is no human-understandable explanation as to why beyond: ‘his corpus of discourse resembles those of others whom we thought interesting’; or the conceptual opposite: ‘his discourse looks or sounds different from most people’s.'”
Drone Meteorology
Drone Meteorology, noun
the study of death “raining down” on congregations of people
This is especially useful when planning open-air weddings. 😶
Spaßanabolika
Spaßanabolika, n. pl.
Substanzen, die die Entwicklung von Lachmuskeln beschleunigen
The 2nd Most Evil Thing to Watch While Fasting
The Deli Man is officially the 2nd most evil thing you can watch while Fasting. 😂
The evilest is still Episode 21(alternative source) of Barefoot Friends.
Sucralose
Drinking a can of Dr Pepper and reading the list of ingredients, besides sugar and artificial sweeteners I found one that struck me as interesting: “Sucralose.”
Sucralose is “non-nutritive” and about 600 times as sweet as ordinary sugar. It’s so useless for anything else even it’s name has 200% sugar. 😂
https://twitter.com/riyadpr/status/613779405945589760
Scheinheilige Kuhversteher
scheinheilige Kuhversteher, m. pl.
milchtrinkende Menschen, die sich beschweren, dass Milchbauern den armen Kälbern ihre Milch klauen
Mass Storage
There’re three types of mass storage: NAS, SAN and NSA 😂
— Random Internet Troll
https://twitter.com/riyadpr/status/593528317568880641
Privacy Consequences of the SPE Hack
Bruce Schneier in his comments on the recent Sony Hack cites a Gizmondo article that sums it up very well why privacy is important to everyone even for mundane everyday stuff we do on the internet:
These are people who did nothing wrong. They didn’t click on phishing links, or use dumb passwords (or even if they did, they didn’t cause this). They just showed up. They sent the same banal workplace emails you send every day, some personal, some not, some thoughtful, some dumb. Even if they didn’t have the expectation of full privacy, at most they may have assumed that an IT creeper might flip through their inbox, or that it was being crunched in an NSA server somewhere. For better or worse, we’ve become inured to small, anonymous violations. What happened to Sony Pictures employees, though, is public. And it is total.
And in Bruce’s words:
These people didn’t have anything to hide. They aren’t public figures. Their details aren’t going to be news anywhere in the world. But their privacy has been violated, and there are literally thousands of personal tragedies unfolding right now as these people deal with their friends and relatives who have searched and reads this stuff.
Programming is Meaningless
Researchers seemingly have found a way to tell-apart students which will do well in computer science classes and those who won’t. More eloquently put they’ve devised a way “[to] separate programming sheep from non-programming goats.” 😀
And they come to an interesting conclusion:
Formal logical proofs, and therefore programs – formal logical proofs that particular computations are possible, expressed in a formal system called a programming language – are utterly meaningless. To write a computer program you have to come to terms with this, to accept that whatever you might want the program to mean, the machine will blindly follow its meaningless rules and come to some meaningless conclusion. In the test the consistent group showed a pre-acceptance of this fact: they are capable of seeing mathematical calculation problems in terms of rules, and can follow those rules wheresoever they may lead. The inconsistent group, on the other hand, looks for meaning where it is not. The blank group knows that it is looking at meaninglessness, and refuses to deal with it.
— Saeed Dehnadi and Richard Bornat, 2006, “The camel has two humps (working title)”
I have accepted it. -.-